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Saturday, August 13, 2005

Fish n Ant Hills Adventure!!!

midnite fishing trip....huhuhuh. about 2 leave for a fishing trip wif my buddies tonite, HOORAY!!!!, but cant find my rod. if not mistaken, i've loan it 2 my friend last year, usual scenario, he didnt returned it- !%$@#. now im gona pinjam sum1 else rod, wut goes around comes around heh heh. nasib baik coz the haze cleared up. if not plan tak jadi tonite. wonder if theres any1 whispering into my ear this time while sitting by the bank.

this is the 1st time im relating this tale of mine. this phenomenon happened 2 me last year. was at sum desolated spot in rawang, nearby an orang asli village, this lake or river, cant recall. me n my jackass friend J(supposely there's 3 of us, last fella FFK) hafta hack our way through the undergrowth 2 get there. we picked a nice spot where we could lean our back against a tree trunk. it was a dry month, tats y we decided 2 go fishing inda 1st place as the fishes r starving for food, in other words, easy catch plus they'll hunt at nite coz inda day its too hot. they gota be hungry too due to the lower hierarchy of the fauna system sure mati alot due to the heat wave. we cast our rods, lit our cigars(didnt ask him y he brought cigars) n pop my can of stout. laying under the moonlight gazing stars as the crickets chirped away, then shit happened. the sound of crickets chirping were replaced by a bunch of voices in my head. i shot straight up n ask my friend wtf. he heard nuthing n thinks tat im paranoid, hey, we didnt pot ok n im sure i heard it.....

settled down again, our rod's floating buoys dived n the rods shuddered, signs of a large fish got hooked. but wut r the chances tat 2 huge fish got hooked at the same time + our lines were cast far away from one another. we didnt think much n start railing in. our baits were devoured, so was our fishing hook, damn!!! replaced a new hook, this time we use life baits, crickets, instead of chicken meat. as we cast our line back in, my dear friend J heard it this time, conversations in his head. we were psyche. 2 make things worse, both of our crickets tat we just cast in were devoured!!! we knew coz crickets float on the surface, they dun plummet 2 the bottom like poultry meat does. tats it. we had enuff. didnt bother 2 rail in, we just cut of our line, pack our stuff n left. till today, my conclusion was, the voices n whispering we heard meant good, they were signs 2 usher us away from the lake or river. maybe sumthing mean or malicious was residing there. we were lucky 2 leave in one piece. :)

The next day after tat incident, we went termite hill hunting!!! anyone heard b4??? :) equipments for termite hill hunting adventure(2 person):- a small back pack. 3 bottles of water. 1 mini saw. 1 hammer. 1 spade. 1 pair of scissors. 2 pairs of disposable gloves.

objectives n prize??? to excavate the QUEEN ANT!!! buy WHY???

coz the queeny is a chinese grub/delicacy n an expensive one too, can be eaten raw rite on the spot, if u had the courage. u know inda movies or sum chinese med shop they sell 'em soaked in wine bottles. queeny sizes ranged from 2-3 inches, quality grade is from white(C) -> green/gold(B) -> purplish(A), exp shit, no joke. i only came upon grade A once in my life, it was caught by my friend's uncle wen we were kids tagging along wif him for his hunt.

theres 2 reasons for us 2 embark on this adv. 1st, were not gona let the fishing incident screw up our weekend mood. 2nd, J's grand dad is dying for sum queeny ants 2 go wif his brandy.

off we go early inda morning. take a hike up a suburban hill area in cheras, which's famous for termite hills. those we came over at the foot of the hill was rather new, so we left them alone n dwell further into the woods for a larger 'community' hill, heh heh. the height of the 1st hill we excavate was a few inches over my head. i let my buddy 2 haf the honour 2 bash the 1st ant hill of the day wif our almighty hammer while i use the spade 2 scrap away the debris. we were lucky, 1st hit n we found the 'throne room' where the queeny ant resides. we tot its a decoy, coz its very rare actually for the queeny's room 2 be so near the ground surface. wore my glove, n pull out the ball which hangs by a dry thread of mud from the ceiling like a chandelier, perculiar design i say, but hey, who am i 2 complain. u hafta use a blade or penknife 2 start scraping/chipping the mud away 2 retrieve the queeny. cant hack it open or simply cut in, u might accidently kill the queeny.

the 'throne room' is actually a layered shape mud ball. wen the queeny grow in size, the workers will make new outer layer 2 accomodate their queeny. from the exterior structure of the hill, i tot it'll be a big one. as 2 my understanding, a hill like tat meant the nest's network of tunnels gona be 10 metre deep/15-20 metre in diameter. but wut a let down, this queeny is only grade A. i assume tat this queeny took over this abandoned hill recently or its a successor to its mother or perhaps the lower part of network caved-in n killed the previous colony, which is highly unlikely...... the termites underground building architecture r rather amazing or should i say ingenious. for the same feat, imagine were buidling KLCC underground!!!

we located the next hill after 10 mins walk. slightly smaller than the previous one. but this colony made its home within a giant tree trunk, need not 2 travel far for their food source. this time, im having the honor of having the 1st go wif the hammer. 1st hit n voila!!! throne room again!!! such luck. but soon we discovered, the ball is hollow, decoy!!! termites r smart buggers too u know. kept on digging n shoveling, more decoys. total we had 5 or 6 decoys decoys b4 we hit the real one. we're having hard time excavating this as the tree roots prove troublesome, tats where a pair of scissors comes in handy. we really made a mess of their home, so i use the shovel 2 patch things back b4 we move on. while shoveling in the dirt, i accidentally unearthed another throne room. 2 my surprise, there's a queeny in it!!! 2 queeny sharing a colony??? the world must be crazy.... cant complain, as the world's best golfer is black, best rapper is white, NBA tallest player is chinese. he he.

we got around 10-15 queeny tat day. need not 2 worry, wen we take away their queeny, they'll appoint a new one, they haf backup successors, a termite hill will continue its operation after a day or two n they patch things up real fast too!!! unlike other ants, wen the queen goes, everything goes. there's one hill they're sharing wif a lizard n its eggs, we left tat alone. we had a good day excavating, it was fun, esp J got bitten many times, in his trousers. told him not 2 simply park his ass around. i pity him too, termite bites r worse than fire ants, coz their pincers or mandibles or.....i duno, r twice as large as the fire ants!!! :P

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Thursday, August 11, 2005

MIA

Yeap, mia for too long alr. :P

Been 'spring' cleaning my house for sum time. moved furnitures around, bot new ones. small racks or cupboards r damn cheap these days, can get one for less than RM20 in Giant or Carrefour. Reasons for buying new cupboards??? to store my beloved Transformers of course!!!




it's been unbearable 2 notice tat soooo many nyamuks takign refuge in my house from the nearby forest due to the hazy environment!!! everytime i squashed one, two or more of their pesky mates will join in u-slap-me-not contest. cant even sit still or enjoy my meals in peace w/o 1st donating blood 2 these suckers.

sad 2 say, my sis trashed my nikon camera last month during her Aussie trip. :( for the past week, all my pics r taken using Ivana's digi cam. quite nice i say. the size of the camera is only 1/3 of my palm, 5 mega pixel rest, 6.4mm lens - i think its called ixus 5,Canon. much better performer than my ol' Nikon. i only say tat b'coz the pics taken r much 'cleaner', user friendly(maybe its made for Noobs like me) or maybe Johnny or Eric will able 2 gif a throughout explanation as i know crap about cameras.

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Monday, July 25, 2005

My New PC

yay!!! my new DELL pc has been delivered 2 my home 20mins ago. now i can online n blog from home. was considering 2 buy a new pc since im always at home now, wanted 2 get a clone but my lazy arse wont budge from home. decided 2 get a dell, home delivery, everything is there, flat screen, speakers, dvd burner, except for broadband..... for playing games....huh.

was going thru my old trunk 2 find a rubber handle wrapper for my squash racquet in the attic the other day. accidently unearthed a 'time capsule' under a wooden plank tat i've buried wen i was a kid, which consist of card games, water pistol, bottle caps, elastic catapult, rubber band gun, toy look-a-like erasers, unmatched 'tikam' lottery tickets :/(hey, i made a tidy fortune here u know? im such a good con-artist), my fav bunch of 'daun terup' & ice-cream sticks...... trophies tat i've won from besting my mates.

thinking back, the games i played wen i was a kid doesnt cost more than a cent,okay, maybe a few....... mostly self made utilising resources around us.... tree branch for catapults n fishing rods, water guns made of ballon-rubberband-straw combo, pellets n chalks from river side, picking leftover bottle caps/ice-cream sticks at coffee shops 2 be make 'king' of sticks 2 best ur mate's, extracting gas from fermented milk+chicken-leftover 2 make stink bombs, snaring-entrapping fighting fish, spiders, snakes, grasshopper, beetles, mantis to sell to the pet shop or sumtimes in exchange for snacks/ice-cream, oh.... and nicking nice erasers from wealthy chums....hehehe. other things we did??? climbing trees, stealing fruits from orchards, throwing stones at passing trains, hunting for phytons(luckily didnt find one), playing football/puddle of mud(no wonder i've always haf good complexion, haha!!) in the rain, brawling wif kids from another 'area' (gang fight :P), kicking the neighbours' dog for nearly chewing my arse. the jungle/swamp tat i use 2 hang out wif buddies n all crazy stuff we did n played r just good ol' memories as it is replaced by the monumental Mid Valley, KTM railroads, Highway expansions n LRTs.........

nowadays i seldom c kids playing wut we called ol' skool stuff like i've mentioned. they r better at pc, ps2 n xbox..... no joke. i was nearly creamed by my 9 y/o nephew in Winning Eleven, which i tot i was unbeatable among my mates n he wants a rematch after he gets a week of practice n employ new tactics against me!!! not 2 mentioned dropping me hints n became a spoiler on how 2 complete my Suikoden III RPG quests..... damn kids these days.

after reading again wut i've typed, i just realised tat im no different from then n now. still a sore loser at video games, pouting in front of luv ones for not getting my way(hey! still works at times!!), eating rice is a must for me everyday, buying/getting my hands on my fav toys no matter the price if there's no one out there 2 stop me. guess like the chinese old saying tat goes, ' your 3 y/o personailty reflects till ur 80'. :D

cheers!!!

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Saturday, July 23, 2005

MEGA SALE!!!!

i woke up at 2pm today, was out late last nite till 5am, watch the midnite show, The Island, not bad i say - reffering 2 Scarlett Johnson , nice bum :P. Its 23rd July!!! Mega sale has begun!!!! n im here in Mid Valley internet cafe replying my mails n playing my fav game, DOTA while my lady is out shopping wif her 'kaki'. it took me 1/2 an hour 2 find a parking slot, damn frust...

i bought the Harry Potter book last week in carrefour, its cheaper by RM10 compared 2 other book shops around, i wonder, fin it in a couple of nites b4 dozing off in bed. quite 2 good read i say. i've read books by Terry Prachet n his Discworld fantasy series r damn intriguing n funny. highly recommended for those who r into sci-fan.

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

House Pets

I was kinda lazy 2 blog these days plus i dun spend much time in office too. i've been spending quality time wif my parents lately...... they've always complaining i dun spend much time wif them like not having dinner at home n blah blah blah it goes on. wen most of our parents grew old, they definitely luv 2 spend much time wif their kids, which is very true, but by the time they r retired, we're already inda the world of working preofessionals. sumtimes i find it kinda hard 2 juggle my time between family, friends(too many :P), love n our own passion.

Every1 definitely haf a pet at home. even if u didnt own or buy one, u definitely or indirectly feeding a few 'uninvited' pets. i remember wen i was much younger, okay, i was a kid then. every morning wen im at the basin 2 wash my face, there's one tiny lipas scurrying around the basin looking for sum soap or soft plastic utensils 2 chew on. i thought tat i'll swat it but its kinda cute n not in harms way so far..... i let it live. from then on, it's my basin pet!!!! each nite b4 i go to sleep, i'll scrap a small piece of soap n put it inda the basin for my pet. i had it going for a roughly a month n my oh my, tat fella sure grew. but one fateful morning, my sis came up 2 use my toilet n found my pet cockroach, she screamed, my dad came in 2 finish it off wif a rolled up "STAR" newspaper. i was sad tat day, n felt sorry for him, he didnt even haf a name yet.......

Was at ikea the other day shopping for a new lamp table n CD/DVD rack. b4 i cabut, end up in ikano pet shop. took a liking on a snake, forgotten it's breed. i like the way they slither n coil around my arm. felt n looked cool. i was bored wif my spider actually, was asking if i could trade in my current pet for a snake...hehe. spidey a.k.a. bulu-bulu at home stopped growing in size n not fun 2 play wif these days, he's just too lazy, or am i the one who influenced him??? :P i;ve always enjoy watching him hunting in its tank. he always lay a thin carpet of web on the ground 2 detect movements n heat signals within the tank. if i poke the ground wif my finger, it'll know its a human coz the vibrations, pressure n the heat signals im giving off is defintiely off scale for food his size. if i throw in a lizard, mice, or cricket, it'll slowly emerge from its underground cave or tunnels or wutever u called it, 2 confirm the movements. it'll slowly follow the prey around for awhile n learned its movements or pattern b4 pouncing on it 2 sink it's dual sharp razor fangs into the prey's skin or scales. once caught, there's no running except a few last struggle. wen the prey in jaws r dead or stop struggling, it'll start laying a layer of web on the ground, slowly puts the catch of the day on its silk patch n roll it up like a nice popiah tat i've ate earlier....ughhh. from then it'll spin more webbing 2 roll up its victim into a pill size capsule manner, sumtimes the capsule looks exactly like a rolled up weed stick.... hehe. it'll inject the wrap up capsule wif sum strong protein chemicals n melt the victim within the wrapping. after 30 mins or so, it'll inject the capsule wif its straw like mouth n start sucking up the dissolve remains inda capsule. there's once i threw in more than 5 crickets at a time, he ate one of it, killed the other 4 either for fun or for invading it's territory, wut a bitch!!!

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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

ZZZzzz...

How nice 2 enjoy my semi-hols. zzz... all day long n there r no calls for meeting, n sucking up 2 clients. even im working 1/2 days, i still wake up around 7-8am. too used 2 waking up early inda morning. i'll just laze or roll around in bed reading my books till early afternoon. still hafta get off the bed coz im hungry, :P n drag my arse back 2 office.

the past few days i've been looking up my pals n friends for lunch tat i've neva seen in ages. u know lar, everyone damn bz wif their jobs n the works of their life. i was not surprise tat most of my 'kaki' r preparing for marriage or kids........*yawn*. still cant bear or imagine little tykes running circles around me n screaming at the top of their lungs. really drives me up the wall, e.g:- my neighbours' kids.

been scouting around for a new car. went for a test drive in a Mazda 6 'Zoom-Zoom"...hehe. but its kinda expensive, sama value wif a 2nd hand Beemer. but the comfort n handling of the Mazda 6 was superb n its other characteristics like ride comfort, acceleration, gadgets, accessories r on par wif a Beemer (O.o)!!! i was impress. i guess the germans really hafta buck up coz the japanese sedans r ramming into their rear n dominating every region they're penetrated so far, according 2 teh stats in Motor Traders mag. but my left side of my brain starts 2 click away, buying a brand new car=liability, n i dun need another one rite now. sigh.

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Thursday, June 30, 2005


Kerusi Terakhir


Today would be the last day im gona chair the meeting. I used 2 envy my superior at the time wen he’s sitting at the "helm" of the table, looking grand. I remember damn well i chaired the 1st meeting after i got my promo, was more than a year ago. Then i know how suppress he is, as im inda middle management now. Pressure from above, below and exterior parties. not a comfortable seat once u tried sitting on for too long..... haha.


I guess its the pressure tat kept me striving forward 2 achieve my goals. Being best team for 2 consecutive year, best dealer, best rev generated, gross trades....... my team practically sapu all the awards n medals. Last year’s gross trade exceeds RM 2b for my 8 man team, yes average sales of RM 250m/person....... all these came wif a price, i had 2 gif up practically my family, friends & love life(usual scenario in movies too). Yeap, im an extreme workaholic who spends 24/7 inda office trying too hard. i'm satisfied of wut i've done here, did my best, achieved more than i dreamt capable of, cabut w/o regrets(happily too....) =D


I’ve collected my med report just now from HR. I’ve gained around 20Kg since i joined CIMB?!?!%^$. Ok, time 2 start my exercising routine...... hafta get pointers from Shirlyn, Johnny n Catherine. i doubt i can fit into my ol' Levi's, been sum time since i worn my fav jeans. All in all, those days in CIMB like a nut living in its shell is gone. Im gona enjoy my oncoming days, wif new adv n life again. Most of all, my new found love, Ivana Sumawi......


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